Will Rochelle Shen and Qiaochu yuan end up in a relationship

Will Rochelle shen's cats eat Noah Smith or kipply's bunnies by 2033

Will @Mira and @Catnee go on a date by 2026-01-01 (given no doom until then)?

Will gwern and Laria Reynolds end up dating?

Will Sam Rosen and AellaGirl have sex by EOY 2029?

Will Laurence Ion and Rochelle Shen end up in a relationship or falling in love by EOY2028?

Will Chelsea Voss (@csvoss) and gwern end up in a relationship (or fall in love/have babby together) by EOY2028?

Will Jose Luis Ricon and Rochelle Shen ever end up dating?

Will Jose Luis Ricon and Zoe Isabel Senon end up dating by EOY 2029?

Will gwern and janus/repligate go swing dancing together by EOY2031?