¿Conseguirá José Luis Ricon un loro en 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have babby (#RiconBabby) by EOY 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get married AND create a new babby (#RiconBabby) by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon successfully contract a case of #ParrotFever by 2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) get wasted by EOY2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be married to a Ukrainian girl and have with her 2 kids, a 5-BR house, and a great dane - by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have a pet stochastic parrot by EOY2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!!!!!) have a birthday party in 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have kids out of wedlock [like a proper European] by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon become a US citizen by 2029?