Will Jose Luis Ricon ever turn into roadkill by 9999?

Will Jose Luis Ricon live for over 200 years?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon live for over 199 years?

Will Jose Luis Ricon create his own house/bloodlines, the "House of Ricon"?

Will Jose Luis Ricon become an hero?

Will Jose Luis ricon become a lord (Lord ricon)?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have an arranged marriage?

If Jose Luis Ricon dies, will he die of "old age"-related causes?

WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?