Will Qiaochu Yuan attend Vibecamp 2025?

Will Qiaochu Yuan have at least one kiss in 2025?

Will *either* Qiaochu Yuan *or* Alexey Guzey get SAINT/accelerated TMS/tFUS by EOY 2027?

Will Qiaochu Yuan stay NEET through EOY 2026?

Will He Jiankui and Cathy Tie still be married by EOY2030?

Will Qiaochu Yuan meet any of his other SIMUW alumni cohort friends by EOY 2026?

Will a biography of Qiaochu Yuan be written by EOY 2027 (with the help of AI)?

Will Ludwig and QT still be together at the end of 2025?

Will Sonia Joseph and Laria Reynolds ever talk to each other before EOY 2025?

Will Rochelle Shen and Qiaochu yuan end up in a relationship