US citizen sent to CECOT before EOY 2028?

Will Qiaochu Yuan find a girlfriend by EOY 2024?

Will Qiaochu Yuan get a girlfriend by end of 2024?

Will Qiaochu Yuan meet any of his other SIMUW alumni cohort friends by EOY 2026?

Will a biography of Qiaochu Yuan be written by EOY 2027 (with the help of AI)?

Will Qiaochu Yuan get a job for a period of time lasting more than 4 months by 2030?

Will Qiaochu Yuan get laid in 2024?

Will Qiaochu Yuan have kids by 2030?

Will Qiaochu Yuan attend Vibecamp 2025?

Will my net worth surpass M$100k by EOY 2025?