Will Jose Luis Ricon make a girl ROFL (literally) so hard she'll almost die in 2024?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have a Twitter alt by 2025?

Will Manifold be subject to a DDoS attack before the end of 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon break anyone's heart in 2024?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon turn a girl down in 2024?

Will Jose Luis Ricon submit at least one paper to bioarxiv in 2024?

Will Jose Luis Ricon attend an EAG (effective altruism global) event in 2024?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) get wasted by EOY2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever have another crush by 2030?