How will Donald Trump die? (Before age 100)
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29%
Dementia, stroke, or other non-infectious brain condition
20%
Heart attack or other cardiac condition
12%
Any unambiguously homicidal injury (e.g. assassination by gunshot, polonium poisoning), but not including war, riot, coup, etc.
10%
Cancer
7%
Other
6%
"Natural causes" with no other cause given
3%
Suicide or "apparent" suicide (e.g. Epstein would count)
3%
Any unambiguously accidental injury (e.g. slip and fall in public)
3%
Act of war, civil war, riot, coup, violent political unrest, martial law, etc.
2%
Infection, sepsis, or other microbial condition
1.4%
(None; still alive at age 100)
1.2%
Explosive diarrhea
1%
Assassination by Eskimo separatist

  • Update 2025-09-05 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): - Medically assisted/voluntary euthanasia will count as suicide.

    • If performed where it's illegal (e.g., Florida), the creator notes it could also be considered homicide.

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Suicide or "apparent" suicide (e.g. Epstein would count)

@KarlK just occurred to me, would this count voluntary euthanasia after suffering from terminal illness?

@TheAllMemeingEye I'd say yes, medically-assisted suicide counts as suicide, though I could see an argument that if it happened in a state where it's illegal (e.g. Florida), that it would also be homicide.

Any "plausibly deniable" injury by infamous means (e.g. falling out a window like a Russian oligarch)

@KarlK It can't possibly be this. He doesn't even have a sauna, let alone a crossbow

Heart attack or other cardiac condition

@KarlK For his age, Trump is extremely healthy. Put the memes aside — he regularly exercises (golf), travels (a lot of moving from place to place, not sitting on the couch), and stands for long periods of time (press conferences, rallies). His family has no history of cardiac conditions. His father lived to be 93; his mother 88. Both died of a sudden illness that their immune systems just couldn’t handle anymore. BTW - same way his brother died.

An actual doctor would probably put the odds of cardiac failure of close to none.

@FoxKHTML If you think he'll live longer than 100, there's an option for that.

@KarlK Nah I mean he’ll probably die of some random illness in 10 years. Just not cardiac related

@FoxKHTML So can I sell you an "infection, sepsis, or other microbial condition"?

@KarlK No, this is a sick market

sold Ṁ4 Any unambiguously ho... YES

@FoxKHTML I mean, he's still very visibly overweight and has a known affection for Big Macs

@TheAllMemeingEye He’s not any more overweight than your average 78 year old. He appears more overweight than he is because he has no muscle mass, same as other old people.

bought Ṁ5 Any unambiguously ho... YES

Would a car crash count as unambiguously accidental or other?

@TheAllMemeingEye Depends on the crash; some are deliberate. (Fictional example: Thelma & Louise.)

@KarlK does it count as unambiguously accidental if there's no real evidence that it was intentional but all his supporters keep pushing a conspiracy theory claiming it was an orchestrated assassination attempt?

@TheAllMemeingEye The principle behind Lizardman's Constant applies. If he dies of a heart attack, conspiracy theorists will say the Democrats did it somehow. So conspiracy theorists have to be discounted quite a bit.