Which calamities will affect the Future Turtles camp at Burning Man in 2025?
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94%
Dust Storm πŸŒͺ️
85%
Vehicle Breakdown πŸš—
83%
Lost Camp Members πŸ”
71%
Extreme Heat πŸ₯΅
66%
Power Outage ⚑
58%
Medical Emergency πŸš‘
55%
Food Poisoning 🀒
40%
Structural Collapse 🏚️
37%
Plague (🐸 / πŸͺ³ / 🍀 )
36%
Water Shortage πŸ’§
34%
Theft / Burglary πŸ”’
33%
Sexual Assault 🚩
24%
Fire πŸ”₯
14%
Rain 🌧️ / Flooding
8%
Psychotic Break 🧠 ⚑️

The Future Turtles are a camp of gay techies. This poll will inform our emergency prepraredness priorities.

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Plague (🐸 / πŸͺ³ / 🍀 )

@TristanRoberts does this include all common viral infections (e.g. the common cold) ?

Vehicle Breakdown πŸš—

@TristanRoberts would this include dead car battery? What about lost car keys?

Lost Camp Members πŸ”

@TristanRoberts how long do they need to be lost for this to resolve β€˜Yes’?

What about if someone is gone for, say, 16+ hrs, such that camp mates become worried about him, but the β€œlost guy” never felt lost himself and merely got sucked into the Comfort & Joy love-shack > a deep playa art exploration date > ketamine wormhole > sunrise set > morning coffee-camp-crawl > foam shower party {> etc.; you know, as one does in BRC} before stumbling home to Future Turtles and even realizing their campmates had been worried?